I Call This Plant: Sideshow Bob

I feel bad about how hostile my feelings are about this poor plant.

I call it Sideshow Bob which looking at that search results is only partially accurate.

Actually that search result is hilarious. Please click.

I thought I needed something moderately pretty that would take up some space in that spot. But it’s not really that pretty and its only claim to fame it that it’s bushy. It only blooms for about 3 minutes. It’s not like I want to put something else there so I’m not going to whack it down. But I don’t love it.

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But Where Will We Live?

Today we received a handwritten and heartfelt letter from a real estate agent lamenting the housing shortage in our area and very excitedly inviting us to contact her so she can sell our house. It’s not even like: if you’re considering moving. It’s like: call me, so I can see the inside and finalize my pricing.

Great. But where are we supposed to live?

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Hoops

At the beginning of the week when I got home there was a basketball hoop — not in our front yard but as close to our front yard as you could get without being in our front yard.

I admit, my first instinct was to be alarmed. But I’m glad we live on a street where the kids play outside and it couldn’t possibly be that big of a problem so I forgot about it.

Later Bob came home and said: Honey, there’s a basketball hoop in our yard.

It’s not in our yard and it will be fine, I told him.

As I have mentioned before, I get up at 5:30 on weekdays so I go to bed at 9:30. I barely had my head on the pillow and it started: thump! thump! thump!

And really what I was thinking is: Oh no. Am I going to have to be the wicked neighbor?

This is really the *only* time I would complain about hearing a basketball thumping in the front yard. It wasn’t that bad and only lasted about 5 minutes so everything may still be fine.

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Iris

This is the second year in a row that the minute these bloomed we had a couple of hot days that dried them to nothing.

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First!

First tomato sproutlet

When I dug my potatoes last year I had a bunch of tiny little nibblets — smaller than a marble. I threw them all in a basket and left them in the shop all winter.

A few weeks ago I planted them and I have potatoes sprouting everywhere. At least I think they’re potatoes.

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Apple Blossoms

Well, I ran out of time and now I need to run out the door.

Long story short: still having ant problems. My half-assed solution was not enough. Plus they are in two locations and it’s not obvious where they are coming from. The ones on this side of the house look like they were beaten up and shoved out of a moving car two at a time.

The ones in the kitchen look like a small group of wanderers who lost their way.

I expanded the area of my detailed cleaning and implemented a variety of natural and badass remedies in numerous locations. Let’s hope this is enough.

Meanwhile, I found a strange puddle in the shop and there is no obvious source. A new problem area to keep an eye on.

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This is the Garden Before Shot

I accidentally typo’d the title as This is the Garden Before Shit. hehe. That could mean anything. Maybe I would bring in manure this weekend.

Except I’m not. I already threw a bunch of seeds out there in my free-styling gardening way. I don’t even have a plan this year. Just the usual: beets, turnips, greens. Tomatoes will come later. I saved some tomato seeds from last year. I should have taken a photo. They were smeared on a piece of paper towel so it looked like trash. I planted a bunch in pots on the windowsill.

I think I’ll plant a zucchini this year. I’ll see if anything else sounds exciting.

I should have made some arrows. That middle section is all new. On the left there was more of that white flowery plant heavily infested with some sort of annoying invasive grass. There was no way to get rid of the grass without digging out white flowery plant. I thought about planting a rosemary there but not sure I want a bushy thing in that location. On the right was another herb, thyme? It got all woody and pitiful looking and spread out everywhere so I whacked it back. Maybe I would like rosemary there.

Remember the dahlia bulb dividing project? I gave some away. I let some shrivel into death on the shop floor. I planted a bunch everywhere. I’ve never had success out front but there’s a major sprout going right now. It’s located in heavy snail territory so we’ll see how we do. But I’m hopeful.

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Home!

I had terrific and very relaxing trip hanging out with the family

I left CA at 7am so I could beat rush hour (8 hour-ish drive depending) and maybe get a few things done when I got home. I unpacked and did laundry. Then I discovered an unfortunate ant situation that required extensive attention. Then I did power gardening which means I did a whole bunch of things quickly but also half-assed.

Now my arms are falling off. But, I have mild feelings of accomplishment and I am ready to hit it at the office tomorrow.

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My Charging Heart

I’m getting ready to roll out of town for a long weekend and right now I am waiting for everything to charge. When did charging things become a part time job?

This is our neighbor’s tree. Isn’t it gorgeous?

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The Secrets of Bread Making (Part 2)

Just to review what we’ve done so far: Thursday we fed the sourdough. Total time: 5 minutes.

Friday we made the dough. Total time: 10 minutes.

Now it’s Saturday and we’re going to bake. You have to organize your time for baking day. There is no way to phone it in. I sometimes realize that I will be gone in the afternoon and then scramble to get the baking done before I go.

Here is the bread dough after 18+ hours. All bubbly. This is the only scary part if you’re not a regular bread baker. It can be very sticky. I put a bunch of flour on the counter and my hands and scrape the dough onto the counter. I re-flour my hands as necessary.

I pat the dough out into flat circle. Not like pizza flat. More like the size of a dinner plate. Fold in half and then fold in half again, tucking the folds underneath and trying to make the top smooth. Just do your best. Cover with the plastic wrap and let it rest for 15 minutes.

After 15 minutes, I do the same thing: pat into a circle, fold, fold and form into a ball.

I have my towel from earlier and spread on sheet pan. I sprinkle a handful of oat bran the towel. Totally optional. I like the way it looks on the finished loaf.

I put my ball on it, sprinkle flour on the top and cover with more towel. You want the flour and/or bran to keep the towel from sticking.

Then put in a warm-ish place and set a timer for 75 minutes. The no knead bread recipe calls for baking in a Dutch oven. I did not have a Dutch oven when I started making this recipe and I tried out this pyrex instead. I have since acquired a Dutch oven but I still like the results better when I use this.

Set your oven for 475-ish and put the pyrex or Dutch oven in there. Set your timer for 15 minutes.

When your timer goes off your oven and baking container should be heated and you are ready for business. Now you have to figure out how to get your dough from its towel to the cooking instrument. Good luck!

I pull out the oven rack and remove the lid. Don’t space out and forget that the lid has been pre-heating in the oven. Pot holder. I pick up my bread ball in its towel in one hand and shake out the towel with the excess oat bran over the sink because I am fussy that way. Then I gently overhand it into the pan. Hopefully your pan isn’t sliding around or off the rack. Caution here.

You can see it doesn’t look pretty. Also note that now the oat bran is on the top.

I shake the pyrex if the dough needs settling, replace the lid and shut the oven.

Set the timer for 25 minutes.

Here’s where you need to get to know your oven. The actual baking time for step 1 is 30 minutes. I have an electric oven with a mind of its own but generally runs hot (except when it doesn’t …). When we buy an oven we’re going gas but until then, this is what I’ve got.

At about 25-30 minutes it should be puffed up and pale.

Remove the lid, turn the oven to 450 and set your timer for 12 minutes. Actual baking time is 15 minutes.

I use a Thermapen to check the bread. You’re aiming for 210 degrees. At this point mine is almost always around 207 and I call it good.

Finished loaf, beautiful! It lasts all week but is especially delicious the day of baking. We have hunks with dinner and Bob carves it up to make sandwiches for his lunch.

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