Timbers

I went to another soccer game this week. I love soccer. One more year until World Cup.

Check this out. Five minutes before game time and this is the women’s restroom. There’s no one in there.

My favorite co-worker is the one handing me a beer.

Delicious cheese product snack.

Timbers’ Army. This part of the stadium was completely packed. One of these days I’m going to sit in that section because it looks super fun.

The Timbers mascot — is there any other team mascot that runs around with a chainsaw? I tried a bunch of times to get photos but this was the best I could do.

Timbers won 1-0. That annoying guy who sits behind me and talks during every single public arena event I attend was there in full force. He left for the john, which I know because he announced it, and right when he left was the only score of the game. Awesome!

The smoking section during the half. Packed.

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Volunteers

Acorn Squash

Remember the volunteer squash shaped like a heart? How about shaped like an acorn?

We ate one acorn squash last year and tossed the innards into compost and we’ve got all kinds of squash volunteers. Actually, my sister identified it for me. She identified a few other things, too, including these big giant things with thick red stalks.

She said: “This is . . . you know what this is? This is . . . a weed.” I kinda already knew that but I yanked them out right then because they were casting huge shadows over the cucumbers.

I also picked tomatillos. I have a few recipes stashed somewhere. This is another volunteer that I get every year and never seems to do anything with.

I’m a little scattered at the moment. The heatwave threw me off completely and then I got a chest cold. Last week I took it easy and tried to get it together.

I don’t know what happened today. I was trying to get started and then it was 2pm. Then it was 4pm. The only thing I accomplished was making a loaf of bread to go with dinner. Everything else remains a loose end.

Pearl District

One thing I did was check in with our credit union just to see what’s doing on. I got a “we don’t support your browser” window with the suggestion that I upgrade to some cutting edge (sarcasm) version of Netscape Communicator. I sent them a note suggesting that they either get with the program and support some more browsers or in the alternative, they ditch a message suggesting people upgrade to an antiquated browser because it made them look like they didn’t know technology.

I’m sure they’ll embrace my suggestion like all of corporate American embraces my suggestions. By ignoring them or else with robot responses like “Thank you for contacting us. We strive to deliver great customer service. Sorry for the inconvenience.”

Although a work related entity thanked me for sending a URL explaining URL shorteners. I forwarded my success to co-worker who responded, “Um, congratulations?”

The work of “You’re Doing It Wrong” is never appreciated.

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Tomato Harvest!

Tomato!

Tomato Harvest!

Did you hear a distant squealing this morning? That was me when I went out to check the garden and saw that I had three tomatoes ready for harvest. I ran and got the silk pillow and platinum clippers and carefully separated them from the vine while singing the harvest song of the golden tomato keepers.

I’m taking care of a couple of items and then shutting down the computer for the day.

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A Sandwich Tragedy

Dahlia

I don’t think I can make this into a story but I’m going to try.

There’s a local sandwich shop that co-worker (jeez, I need to update his page for his stalkers) and have been to several times with great success. I ate a sandwich there once that I said should have its own national holiday.

Last time we went there we both got the same thing and it was a delicious but terribly greasy sandwich. The filling was greasy, the condiments were fatty and the thing was served grilled in grease. I barely finished two-thirds and co-worker finished his.

Neither of us felt right again for two days. I don’t think there was any flaw in the sandwich, I think it was just grease overload. But now we’re all traumatized about this sandwich place and this particular type of sandwich. Every time we try to think of something good for lunch this place comes up and then we shake our heads and say we’re not ready to go back.

A sandwich tragedy.

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Clarion West Begathon Final Wrap Up

Vancouver, WA, Franklin Park looking towards the Columbia River.

Words this week: 3296
Total for 6 weeks: 22,148
Submissions this week: 2
Total for 6 weeks: 4 *

*When I made this goal my intention was to submit two brand new things that had never been submitted before. However, during the 6 week period I ended up revising two different things to be resubmitted. So technically I submitted 4 things. But I only submitted one brand new thing never submitted before and I actually did that about 15 minutes ago which is being pretty generous with the cut off since the workshop ended yesterday. But at my house the week started on Sundays which means the last day of the week would be Saturday. Yeah, I like to make my own rules. That’s why I want to be in charge of everything.

Thanks again to everyone who supported the cause. That URL one more time is clarionwest.org

I re-read my post from yesterday and it’s nearly incoherent. Like my revised Beg-A-Thon Rules.

More photos from the new pocket camera:

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Not Ripe

The plant of millions of unripe tomatoes. Part of this guy collapsed under the weight of its fruit and enthusiastic growing. I propped it up with another cage this afternoon.

I finally bought a new pocket camera. I put it off because I bought myself a nice camera. But the nice camera is big and it seemed silly to buy another camera. But my old pocket camera is a pocket piece of crap. I did about 5 minutes of research before I bought it and even then I wondered if I would regret it later and I did.

So now I have a new pocket camera that I can take to the office and on walks and now bug everyone everywhere I go by taking pictures of everything. yay.

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The Frog Knows All

woo!

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The Office

Office Buildings

For something like twelve years I had the privilege of doing my job from a residential condo. If there is any way you can work walking distance to downtown but not be in an office building, I highly recommend it.

A few years ago we merged with a larger firm and moved into the 18th floor of an office building. (part 1 and part2 of that story.) When we moved in, the firm was the only tenant on our floor.

Eventually another tenant moved in. They built a ginormous cube-farm which made me really grateful I’ve haven’t had to work in a cube since the 80’s. Or cube-like area since I don’t know if cubes were invented back then.

The people who moved in were some kind of commercial-financial something and most of the people who worked there were young men with carefully styled hair and shiny shoes who could not be bothered to make eye contact with you if that was the last act to save the world. And they had a couple of receptionists who would look you up and down as if assessing your clothing and overall look. (Ann Taylor Loft 4 seasons ago bitch!) And if you ever tried to say anything to them they’d look at you like they were a famous celebrity and you were a fan so excited to meet them you just threw up on yourself.

For some reason, I thought this was how office building culture worked.

In our new building new tenants just moved in across the hall. They built a ginormous cube farm. They’re also financial something.

Turns out they’re regular looking people and super friendly. At least three of them have stopped by to say hello and ask about what we do and then acted like it was the most amazing job in the world. And the receptionist is awesome and just brought over freshly baked cookies and a sweater she knit for me. Okay, kidding on that last part. I haven’t met him or her yet. But I’m hopeful.

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One Fine Summer Morning


This morning I got up at 5:30a and went and sat on the front porch. I wanted to enjoy a few minutes of fresh air before the solar fires of hell returned for the day.

The cat from next door was crouched on the lawn. I don’t know its name. One time the cat was missing and our neighbor brought over a photo and asked if we’d seen it around. He was concerned it might be a grease spot somewhere. In my head I think of it as being named Grease Spot. (Turned out Grease Spot was inadvertently locked in a different neighbor’s garage for a couple days.)

This morning GP gave me a look that said: I’m scared of you but also curious why you’re sitting on your porch half-dressed at 5:30am. Also, I’m in the middle of something.

About that time I saw what looked like a giant rat scuttle from under a car. But then it had that funny walk and I realized it was a small opossum. It waddled across the street and then speeded up and then dashed into the neighbor’s yard and under a bush.

Another cat darted after it. I guess this is what the cats do for fun when we’re asleep.

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Future Pumpkin

Future Pumpkin

This future pumpkin has almost doubled in size since I took this photo Friday morning.

Today was worthless with respect to writing and domestic stuff. Awesome in terms of hanging out with cool people.

Gruesome heatwave is on the way.

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