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Category Archives: cooking
Best Dinner Ever, So Far
This is the best pumpkin I’ve got right now. One of two. The rest of the vines are going crazy with blossoms but I don’t see any pumpkins forming. The one in the photo is bigger than a softball but smaller than a soccer ball. I can’t think of a ball that it’s the size of.
The cucumber vines are going crazy with little cucumbers. In a couple of weeks I will be weeping about the over-abundance of cucumbers I have. I can’t wait.
I realized this afternoon that I haven’t made ice cream once this summer. Probably because it was only hot for about 5 days. I might make some next weekend just so I can say that I did. I have a lemon buttermilk recipe that’s delicious. I can’t the proper link right now.
I’ve taken a half dozen photos of this particular dahlia trying to capture the amazing color. This photo isn’t doing it either. The flowers are an amazing deep purple color with smoke on the water overtones.
My cooking magazine had a two page spread on “fool proof” pie dough.
Making pie dough is like trying to lose weight. You think every “fool proof” article is going to have the answer but after all is said and done, you have to do it right or it doesn’t work. This article didn’t have anything I haven’t heard before and the “trouble-shooting” section didn’t include any of my troubles.
“My pie dough is like sand no matter how carefully I measure everything and think good thoughts.”
My new dinner-plate dahlias are finally blooming. I don’t usually love the ones that look manufactured — but these are bigger than my head. It’s tough not to be impressed.
I’m working on the home projects. I’m fixing the wall in the shop so I can re-hang the shelf that fell down. It’s been really nice to hang out with my putty knife again. I wish all of life’s problems could be fixed with putty and a little sanding.
I bought some titanium anchor-tanker toggle whatsits that are supposed hold elephants if you use them to bolt your shelf to the wall. I think our wall is made of toilet paper and spit so it probably won’t work but I’m going to try anyway.
The big news is our amazing dinner we made tonight:
We grilled corn using Mark Bittman’s tips and couldn’t believe we’d never had such delicious corn before.
The other score was the Berriyaki Sauce we discovered at the market this morning. We were doing the rounds figuring out what we wanted to buy when Bob stopped at the River Wave Foods which we’d never been to before. She explained their products including this yummy sauce perfect for brushing on grilled salmon: our menu plan for tonight. We bought a jar.
It was so delicious it should have its own national holiday. Not too sweet, not too salty. Really amazing. I know what people are getting for xmas this year.
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She Can Do The Splits
I took this photo for Keetha’s benefit. Our traditional Christmas morning breakfast: huevos rancheros. This recipe looks close to how we do it. And by we, I mean my sister and Mom.
Yesterday I couldn’t find some notes. I was positive I knew where they were so I kept checking the same place over and over even though they weren’t there.
In the process I found a folder with ancient old journal stuff. Part is a travel journal from I think Fall 1979. The other is stuff from the 80’s. Some of it is hilarious and some so pitiful I can’t believe I never burned it.
There may be excerpts coming up.
I was reading the obituaries in my historical society magazine the other night. They’re really sweet. They always have a photo of the person young and then the person old. They’re always well loved people with interesting lives.
One of them was for this lady who died in her late nineties. In the first paragraph it said that she had lettered in basketball and had participated in gymnastics and could do the splits.
I ran to find Bob and said: Please put that in my obituary. “She could do the splits!”
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Saturday Wrap-up
This represents 25% of my lemon cucumber crop this year. I don’t understand what went wrong. I had tons of vines going everywhere with lots of blossoms.
I have a ton of notes jotted down here that don’t go together. I’m just going to type for a bit and see how it all comes out.
Yesterday was the first crockpot meal of the season. My crockpot is desperately underused. I’m always looking at crockpot websites and cookbooks and they always seem to have ridiculous recipes like apple cider. Why would I dig my crockpot out from its spot in the back of the cupboard so I can heat up apple cider?
Yesterday I had a bean soup recipe and I realized I was going to be out for most of the afternoon and there wouldn’t be enough time for it to cook when I got home. So I tossed everything in Mr. Crockpot and fired him up and when I got home, dinner was done.
Today is my first cocoa of the season.
Later in the day I need to find my seasonal clothes box and get all the fuzzy wool stuff out and put away all the shorts and tanktops. I finally accept that summer is over.
Co-worker’s Dad sent him a box of goodies from WY — very securely packed with Dora the Explorer diapers and duct tape. You have to admire his ingenuity.
Bob and I have been fans of At The Movies forever. I remember watching it together in our very first apartment. At that time it was still Siskel & Ebert. We’ve stuck with it through all the changes up until last year when there was some sort of dispute with Ebert. The show was taken over by dark overlord entertainment channel people and was hosted by two discoheads with shiny teeth that talked like game show hosts. It was so awful Bob and I didn’t even last to the first commercial break. I realize it’s unfair of me to give such a terrible rating to a show that I watched for less than 10 minutes but I’m confident in my assessment.
One of the things we liked about the show is that the reviewers were intelligent with a huge knowledge of film. They weren’t there to pimp product they wanted to talk about movies. And they reviewed mainstream stuff and independent stuff. And when they found some undiscovered gem they would do as much as they could to get the word out.
This year the show dumped the phonies and returned with film nerds A.O. Scott and Michael Phillips who were often seen on the previous version. We’re so happy. Every time they make an obscure reference I get all shivery.
Peaches and chokecherry jelly from WY. I told co-worker he should tell his Dad I was putting this online and he could read my blog. Co-worker’s response: That would require teaching him to use a computer.
Last week I got an email that made me so angry I had to sit on my hands to keep from jetting off a nasty reply. Unfortunately it wouldn’t be cool to elaborate but I will say that is wasn’t a home email.
I’m almost always good about not responding to email that makes me mad or annoyed. There have been a few incidences when I failed to do that and even as I was whomping on the keyboard setting that person straight, I knew it was a bad idea but sent it anyway. I can think of one occasion where that turned into a disaster.
I don’t know what it was about this one that unhinged me. As the day went on I’d find myself trying to construct a perfect reply. One that would professionally but not passive-aggressively inform this business entity what a bunch of worthless patronizing morons they were. Dummies.
On that note, I’m going to wrap up. I have a few other items on my list but maybe I’ll write more tomorrow.
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Dragon Fruit
Yesterday turned out to be a total wash. I got home a couple of hours early but I felt exhausted and fuzzy-headed so I decided to watch one of my shows before I worked on getting my act together. I could barely keep my eyes open during my show so I thought a quick nap might help. Forty-five minutes later I woke up still fuzzy-headed. So much for catching up on things.
Today’s NYT Dining In is pretty good.
I love this article
In July 2007, in Amman, Jordan, he opened Sugar Daddy’s, the shop that brought the cupcake craze to the Middle East.
Cupcake shops have become as ubiquitous as hot dog stands in some American cities, and have spread to Rome; Istanbul; Berlin; Seoul, South Korea; and Sydney, Australia. Now Mr. Jaber has proved that even the Arab world is not immune to such a Western frivolity.
This noodle thing is the kind of recipe I clip every time I see one.
Noodles of all kinds are easy and beloved. But soba noodles, a staple of Japan, are special: they usually take no more than 3 to 4 minutes to cook and — because they’re made from buckwheat — have a slightly firm texture and a nutty flavor.
And I make it one time and it’s never as delicious as you’d think it should be. Here’s the recipe. I’m not sure what I do wrong but the noodles always seem to be starchy and flavorless.
Normally I would skip over something like this coconut barley pilaf because I’ve never made anything called pilaf that I couldn’t live without. But then I read this.
As I dug out the rice, I noticed a crumbled and forlorn bag wedged behind it. It was the barley I bought last winter that I swore I wouldn’t neglect. But after one batch of mushroom barley soup and a pot of pilaf, it had somehow migrated to the back of the cabinet.
And I have barley in my cupboard leftover from the exact scenario minus the pilaf. The recipe looks easy so I think I’m going to try it.
Finally, there’s this article about crowd-sourcing recipes.
Crowd-sourcing recipes — corralling a group of strangers on the Internet to create and edit a bank of recipes — is gaining popularity and investors. The idea is that a thousand cooks can come up with a better recipe than any single chef.
There are aspects of this idea that I think are good but there are a lot of horrific cooks out there. My cousin found a recipe for pumpkin soup on a website and one of the comments said that the soup was horrible and the only way the cook could make it edible for her family was by adding a jar of Marshmallow Crème. My cousin said, “I’m glad that wasn’t my Mom.”
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Free Ham from Office Despot!
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Pumpkin Eater
Dad’s Workshop
I shook off my Saturday funk by making a brilliant dinner. The recipe was in the Oregonian but I can never find anything on their website. I found it on another site but the site had pop-up ads so I’m not going to send you there.
Here’s the gist of it, it’s really easy.
I used one of my pumpkins, I think the one on the far left. Don’t use a jack-o-lantern pumpkin or you will be sorry. Those don’t taste good. I think Cook’s Illustrated did similar recipe with butternut squash.
I chopped it in half and saved all the seeds for the garden. I chopped it into more manageable pieces, peeled and put them in a giant roasting dish. I added some shallots sliced chunkily and some fresh sage leaves. A half handful?
Then I drizzled with olive oil, sprinkled with some salt and freshly ground pepper and roasted it in the oven at 450 degrees. Usually when I roast things it takes much longer than the directions say but this time was right on: 30 minutes. About halfway through I shook the pan around a bit.
At this point, the dish is completely delicious but if you want to take it to the next level. Boil up some pasta and crumble some goat cheese. Mix the roasted pumpkin with the drained pasta and goat cheese. I feel like I’m forgetting something but I think that’s it. The recipe said to reserve some pasta water but mine dish didn’t seem to need it.
My sweetheart is really easy to cook for and never says anything unkind about anything I make. If it’s something he’s not thrilled with he’ll say something like, “Maybe this weekend we can try something not so lentil oriented.”
He was a tad skeptical watching me shovel pumpkin chunks into the pasta and said he was still a little full from lunch and why don’t I give him a small serving. HA! He totally went for seconds.
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The Bucket
Yesterday I felt a great deal of dismay over something I’ll label: maintenance. It seems like everything is on the verge of breaking. Our landline phone sounds like a crackle storm. The DVD player is persnickety and will only play every other DVD so I have to keep the laptop handy. My cellphone hates staying charged, even with a new battery. My glasses need to be updated.
It seems like we take care of one thing (new gutters, check!) and ten new things sprout up.
I guess this is how it always is but at the moment it feels over-burdensome.
Yesterday I enjoyed my computer free day so much I thought about a computer free weekend. I used to do a computer free day every weekend and I think I might reinstitute that policy.
I read a bunch of stuff and noodled around in the kitchen. I listened to a bunch of podcasts while I made salad rolls, chocolate pudding and collard greens with bacon.
That wasn’t the meal. I’ve had the stuff for salad rolls forever and I’ve never made them before. I thought it would be something good to snack on this weekend. The chocolate pudding was a surprise for Bob and the collard greens were because I had a Cooks Illustrated recipe and I had bacon leftover from something else I made so I thought I’d give it a try.
The photos are of something I’ve intended to blog about for a long time. We call it: The Bucket.
I’m not sure where that name came from but on weekends you’ll hear one of us say, “I’m going to get started on The Bucket” or “Don’t worry, I already did The Bucket.”
I started The Bucket a long time ago, possibly as long as 10 years, when I weighed more than I do now. I used to bring it to the office and then when I wanted a snack, instead of eating Laffy Taffy and Ritz Crackers, I’d have vegetables.
You might think of it as a pain but once you get in the habit you hardly think about it. Every weekend or sometimes weeknight, one or both of us will drag out a pile of vegetables, scrub, peel, cut and pop them into these plastic containers.
During the week we can use it for our lunches or pull out and chop up for our salad at dinner. Bob likes to mix his with pickles or olives to give it more flavor. Cucumbers and jicama go bad pretty quickly so I don’t recommend doing those in advance. The bell peppers can also get slippery so you need to keep an eye on them but The Bucket will usually last at least 5 days, sometimes longer.
The peelings all go out into the compost bin.
I should start a blog feature like “Where’s Waldo?” only call it “Where’s Pam’s wine?” It seems like there’s a glass or bottle in all of my kitchen shots.
Bob is calling me so I’m not going to proofread. heh heh, living dangerously.
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Making Bob Happy
Note: I don’t know what to do to make it look less green. Every Photoshop trick in my very limited skill set just makes it look worse.
A week or two ago I made chicken pot pie using this recipe. As we were serving it up he said we had to have a picture of it.
Bob ate very quietly and about every five minutes he would look at me with damp eyes and say, “This is really good.”
I was going to write a quick post about how much I hate baby carrots. I might have covered this topic. I like to peel and cut my carrots myself.
Just out of curiosity I asked my favorite search engine where baby carrots come from. And this is what I learned.
I still don’t want to eat them but I don’t hate them any longer.
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Garden Bounty
For the purpose of this post “squash” refers to crookneck, patty pan, zucchini, yellow summer squash or any other type of squash that you get 10 tons of at the end of the summer.
I didn’t have much of a garden this year since I was gone for half the summer. But I normally don’t plant any squash type vegetables because their prolificacy frightens me. And I figure why plant something that other people will be dying to get rid of?
We haven’t had any squash this season until Bob got some from a colleague and I got some from a colleague and then Mom and Dad brought some from their garden. Zero to sixty just like that.
So last night I made the casserole. I’m sure everyone who’s ever had a load of squash on the kitchen counter has seen some version of this recipe but I’m posting it anyway. I don’t know the origins of this version. My Mom makes it. My Grandma made it. The measurements are guestimates. When in doubt, grate more cheese. My version uses way more than a handful. It would be tough to really screw up this recipe.
Slice a bunch of squash.
Saute in butter (or your favorite fat of choice) and garlic. Add salt and pepper.
When they get soft and seem about done:
Toss in a handful of grated cheese (1/2 cup)
Toss in a handful of bread crumbs (1/2 cup)
Dab of milk (1/3 cup)
When it’s all stirred and cooked, take off the burner and break an egg into it. Stir the egg around.
Scrape the whole thing into a casserole dish. Add grated cheese to the top.
Bake 15-20 minutes. Last night I put it at 300.
Also as an update to my last post, my sweetheart has written a wonderful review of Burn After Reading.
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Queen of Shortcuts
Today the Dining In section of the NYT has an article about Recipe Deal Breakers meaning what would make you pass on a recipe.
Most of my reasons are the same as the ones in the article. Things that have crazy ingredients or take a team of people to accomplish or have zillions of steps. “General fussiness” the article calls it. Along the same lines: something that takes too many pans.
When I read a recipe that wants me to blanch something in boiling water and then cool in an ice bath and then put in a bowl and set aside and while that’s cooling heat something up, strain it into a blender and once blended pour into a bowl and refrigerate and that’s only the first two steps in the recipe, I’m ready to move on.
I don’t deep fry. I don’t even like to shallow fry. Too messy and then I have this jug of oil to deal with.
Bob is a good sport and will eat a plate of just about anything but I try to avoid stuff I know he won’t like or won’t agree with him. He has a hard time with recipes that rely heavily on tomatoes. He’s not a big fan of legumes.
One of my favorite things to make is soup and I have one cookbook where every single soup recipe calls for a cup of heavy cream. While heavy cream makes everything delicious, we do like to button our pants so I don’t make rich recipes on a regular basis.
I don’t mind labor intensive recipes but I have to have a whole weekend to plan around and it has to be something will last for more than one meal and will be really delicious.
In my general cooking I don’t like things that take a lot of babysitting. That’s the one bummer about bread-making is that you have be there to do certain steps at certain times so even if you want to run a quick errand or go for a walk you need to keep an eye on the clock.
My favorite recipes are things you can make in one pot or pan and have plenty of leftovers.
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