Yesterday when I got off the bus (7am, dark) I noticed that the trees along the transit mall were filled with cawing crows. It was both amazing and creepy. I have been noticing the sidewalks paved with bird crap in the daylight but I never saw any birds. There was a local news story that said that it’s normal for urban crows to sleep in big groups during the winter.
Anyway, the traffic light was changing to I took a few jogging steps to get to the curb and I realized: I’m not wearing a bra.
I do not go braless, even at home, except for sleeping.
For a second I was in a panic because I thought maybe I somehow forgot to finish getting dressed.
After a quick check I confirmed that I was wearing everything I intended to wear, except for a bra.
How the hell do you forget to put on a bra?
When I told my husband, he suggested I put on some Grateful Dead music and dance in a circle with my arms waving over my head.
When I told my sister, she told me that Linda Ronstadt never wears a bra.
At first I was going to go buy one but I decided to live dangerously and got through the day just fine.
Meanwhile, terrific recipes. Cauliflower macaroni and cheese — sounds like a joke, right? Nope it was terrific, however I did use about twice as much cheese as the recipe calls for. Also, I thought it was a bit too mustardy and would adjust that next time.
Also, roasted pumpkin soup. I didn’t bother with the brown butter and I didn’t want to run across the backyard to get fresh thyme so I just added some dry to the soup. I used the Baby Pams. Delicious.
Wow, I have nightmares like that but have never actually done it. If you get more popular at work now, be suspicious.
One of my favorite posts ever. This, especially: “When I told my husband, he suggested I put on some Grateful Dead music and dance in a circle with my arms waving over my head.” So very Bob. Definitely going to try the cauliflower Mac and cheese. With extra cheese.
Wow. I’ve forgotten to brush my teeth, but never forgotten a bra. I would feel really uncomfortable all day. Glad you didn’t!